24/02/2012

The Girl With The Golden Dragon Menu Tattoo

Ahhh, Black bean sauce! said Jin Choi Su from behind the counter at Sians local Chinese take-away, as he squinted at her new tattoo on her left upper arm. But which meat would you like? Sian rolled up her right sleeve to reveal yet another tattoo.......BADGER!? asked Jin. Facepalms insued from everyone, yes, Sians new tattoo had been mis-spelt. I'm afraid the symbol for badger and chicken are very similar in Chinese, said Jin woefully.
         Sian was so embarrassed, but I am afraid this is what could happen when you get a 'tat' from a one-eyed man in the back streets of Ipswich! Not a big lover of tattoos myself, unless it is very tastefully done of course, and on the back of Megan Fox!

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