The tale of No Butty!

On a usual Friday morning , Bryan and his gang would partake in the buying of breakfast from their once very popular breakfast van . One morning, Orders were placed, people waited anxiously anticipating the taste of the soft runny eggs which would soon be hitting their taste buds . The office jumped for joy when the sound of the butty van pulling up sounded. Bryan ever so excited, hopped skipped and jumped his way downstairs to greet his usually favourite person in the morning. Bryan strolled into the office and handed orders out one by one, Kelly’s, Carolyn’s thingamabobs in the corner and few others who have names which I don’t know. As he reached into the bag to pull out what must be his … all his hand hit was air and empty space. His stomach dropped, his mouth went dry, they had forgotten his butty. Bryan was close to tears, he turned away from his colleagues as by now they had all but ravished their tasty morning treats. But no he would not let this beat him, forcing back the aching need to sob he got onto Skype and vented all his frustration to his trusty friend Sian. Who was more than happy to suggest some ways in which to pay the Butty lady back for her incompetence, as she obviously couldn’t read her own writing! Headlines would read, mysterious butty van explosion, I like bit butties and I can not lie, where is the butty?? Dude, where’s my butty? To name a few... But Bryan’s favourite was for the butty lady to head butted < lol I know I’m so funny … with a caption of... Get it right next time.. Bitch (ever so inventive I know but little minds and all that)...  With Bryan laying one foot on top of the poor yet stupid butty lady and with at last the illusive butty clutched in his mouth while doing the evil muuahahahah laugh.

thanks to Sian for this tale.